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Use of the fewest and barest essentials or elements, as in the arts, literature, or design.

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Assault on the Control Room Vehicle Exploration

with FrogBlast

 

Utfoo New and Used Vehicle Lot

All Vehicles in Undamaged Working Condition

22 Shade, 18 Ghost, 1 Hog, 3 Banshee, 4 Wraith, 2 Pelican, 1 Scorpion

1 Hog, 3 Ghosts Available by Special Order (See Below)

One banshee, complete with driver.

FOR SALE: Wraith with broken hatch.

Two E-419 Pelicans.

 

Utfoo Surplus Vehicle Lot

New and Used Vehicles in Perfect Condition.

7 Shade, 3 Ghost, 2 Banshee, 1 Wraith

 

Utfoo Can order extra Vehicles to Meet Demand!

 

Movie of Our Vehicle Delivery in Action

 

Jump into our office, negotiate trades on used vehicles...

...or take a break in our well lit waiting room.

 

Try the Utfoo Lucky Best Banshee Wax & Wash!

We can return your banshee to it's Original Sparkling Shine.

>We ask that you Please Don't Exit your Banshee During the Treatment.<

 

Last but not least....

Utfoo offers Vehicle Collision Insurance

 

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